Today is superr boring. Tk jadie klua. Id rather rot at home and hog the net.
Go see ! http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/...56/?offset=200
Saw a lion, alamak
Name the village singapura
Then run very far
Years later, ang mo came
Stamford Raffles was his name
Pose for statues very nice
We kenna colonize
Big guns all, pointing wrong
Japanese, came on bikes
Invade us from our backside
War is over, ang mor back
Singaporeans no respect
Commies come, make a fuss
It’s not a perfect living
But at least it’s interesting
I live in singapura
Though it’s kind of crazy
We win other country
National Anthem starts to rock
Yusoff Ishak the big man
Guess who’s PM?
Two of us be same country
Then not happy
Then make pm cry
Build jurong and HDB
Made the country clean and green
Opposition cannot win
JB jeya no more funds
Chee soon juan wont eat his buns
Lim how doong, what a goon
“don’t talk cock” in parliament
It’s not a perfect living
But at least it’s interesting
I live in singapura
Though its kind of crazy
We win other country
Michael faye pain in the butt
S-league, tea dancing
Ah beng loves modern talking
MacDonald’s hello kitty
Everyone drink bubble tea
Crushing cockroach Margaret Chan
James lye is The VR Man
Malaysian water, buay ho sei
Mahathir’s friend, datuk anwar
Mahathir says he’s chow ah quah
Everyone it’s fun to flush
Bubble gums are all banned
Ask
It’s not a perfect living
But at least it’s interesting
I live in singapura
Though its kind of crazy
We win other country
Bid on cars with COE
ERP, road tax
PARF until I want to barf
IR locals have to pay
Foreign talents are okay
Housing estates upgrade by
Contractors who go pok kai
IMF come must smile more
Want to protest go indoor
LRT not so fast
Newater they laugh at us
It’s not a perfect living
But at least it’s interesting
I live in singapura
Though its kind of crazy
We win other country
Singtel shares give out for free
Jack neo, kit chan
Sexy pastor , ho yeow sun
Beckham parties with models
Has affairs but noone knows
s-league , go world cup
can come true , if they don’t suck
mahathir then Abdullah
bar top dancing at the bars
budget airlines start to pak
stop speaking singlish lah!
Gay is ok say PM
Sm lee go be MM
Pm lee the same name
Here we go all over again
It’s not a perfect living
But at least it’s interesting
I live in singapura
Though its kind of crazy
We win other country

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